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Light Them on Fire
April 7, 2009

They really are this good.

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March 29, 2009

I’m starting to like Elmo more and more.

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March 27, 2009
Could there be a more American-looking restaurant?  I guess the Applebees it’s replacing challenged the taste buds a little too much.

Could there be a more American-looking restaurant?  I guess the Applebees it’s replacing challenged the taste buds a little too much.

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March 19, 2009

How Long Before I Can Do Her?

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March 17, 2009
Is it wrong to charge for prayers?

an actual question from the FAQ page of Information Age Prayer

(in addition, the answer is “yes”)

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March 16, 2009
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March 14, 2009
People who say they’re divas — you’re not a diva. I’m pretty sure you’re a cunt.
Sara Silverman on Real Time with Bill Maher
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March 13, 2009

Oh No, Sinbad!  Noooooooooooo!!

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Awesome!

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March 12, 2009

I’m So Confused!

I can’t decide if this guy is certifiably insane or an effing genius.  Either way, one thing is indisputable; he’s got a lot of disposable income.

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